But wait. She doesn’t mind the cows racing - just the bells? I am certainly no Vegan, but isn’t that kind of half-assed? Like, a vegan should be pissed about making them race at all, right?

No feeding the fame whores!

Sibling hates men and the women who have to look at them.

So what is she saying - bend over and let Trump do whatever he wants and keep your mouth shut because morons might take offense? Or stop being so uppity and intelligent? This stooping to the lowest common denominator only gets you lower.

Can I love this movie without having seen it?

It’s hard to know who to despise more - the sanctimonious religious zealots or the general racists.

Conservatives should just walk around with feed bags full of smelling salts surgically attached to their faces so that they won’t collapse under the weight of reality and critical thinking.

Netenyahu can go fuck himself with a jackhammer and some battery acid lube. That dick deserves to have to play pretty with Trump’s alt right cabinet. At least they have being raging racists in common.

The fact that this dude is currently alive is big news this week.

And they presumably all have vaginas, so that practically makes them the same person.

Leo is old now, so maybe he can’t tell them apart any more than the rest of us and thought he was with his girlfriend.

“... which includes Lukas Haas.”

I got some tilapia in the freezer - let’s make our own dang calendar, Kate.

You couldn’t get them to shut up about it when they were putting the lions share of the blame on the EPA.

The takeaway: Mr. Ira Madison III just explained the whole world in six words.

Yes to 75 & 76

This shit is like some Sweet Valley High spin off series. Can we just stop now?

Oh my god Bobby where have you been! It was like I turned to get a shrimp at a cocktail party and didn’t see you until 4 glasses of anything free later!

I think you nailed that one.

Awwwww! *sigh*.