I have an inner ear infection and reading this has actually made it easier for my eyes to track and focus.

Thank you, because that made no sense at all.... OR it could potentially be awesome. Actually, no it wouldn’t be.

“Fast-fashion retailer”? Wait? What?

When I first saw this I thought it said Secretary of the Interior - and I wasn’t remotely surprised.

So if we shouldn’t leave because America is a hot mess, can we at least leave because Canada is better?

Maybe these people weren’t actual White supremacists or particularly xenophobic but they were perfectly willing to throw minorities, Muslims, the LGBTQ community, the actual environment and more under the bus for a man whose track record clearly showed that he was full of s*** and incapable of doing this job.

Fact: If you stick your head too far up your anus, Scottie Hughes’ head will pop out of your mouth.

Of course it’s particularly popular in Florida.

Can we we send Ivanka a lookbook with women in hijabs, queens, and POC wearing these shirts with her crappy jewelry superimposed on the models?

I’m beginning to feel like anything and everything a conservative says is wrong. I know that’s not really possible or true because they may accidentally say something correct and not morally reprehensible every once and a while. But even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.

have to give big credit to Bador for not only giving a good apology, but for actually seeming to understand the larger issue. she actually had nothing to apologize for in terms of the photo being used and went further by apologizing for the participating in the shoot itself when to be fair at 15 and being new it’s…

Sounds like the type of guy who bitches about everyone being too “politically correct”. The thing with those people is when they get called out on shit they turn all sensitive and want to clutch their pearls.

Yes. If you really hate homosexuality so much how about you just not be gay!

Does Trump mean they should create a safe space like the one Pence has created for the LGBTQ community or the one he and Bannon want to create for minorities? Cause if we’re using Trump’s definition of a safe space Pence is lucky he wasn’t thrown the fuck out.

If you have not figured out how to love and accept your child in 17 years you have forfeited your right to lord parental anything over them now.

I wish next time Rudy Giuliani opened his big fucking mouth I could take a shit in it, but that wouldn’t be fair to my shit.

If you’re Taylor Swift’s new album, you can just unfriend me.

What does Breitbart consider “entertainment”? A lynching?

That tweet from Brad Pike has literally made me teary. This is where hope comes from. This is nothing but a horrible blow and yes it’s bringing bigots sexist and every other is out of the dark but it’s also making the good people shine and reminding me they do exist. Mad love, Brad. Mad Love.

I hope when he goes to hell he has a hand up his pussy the entire time. fuck spitting on his grave - I want to spit on him, but it would be an insult to my spit.