For once I got somebody a birthday gift early ;)

A Stewart/Dogg ticket. Please let this happen.

I’m done. I can barely avoid vomiting every time I think of the election, but this just broke me. I’m gonna skip the greens and just have some angst and depression this Xmas. There’s no amount of meditating or lavender fucking scented anything that will fix this. Thanks, internet.

And a whole-hearted “Go FUCK Yourself” to Father Giovanni Cavalcoli.

Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up! Just SHUT your FACES Trumps!! FUCK!!

Aside from this looking like an elaborate SNL skit, did they get her costume at Party City?!!

Can Trump supporters just wake up one morning and say, “Today, I’m going to try NOT to be dumb as shit.”?

No thank you. Unless you can modify it and make it into a sex toy.

Trump and all his surrogates need to be ball gagged, chained to chairs, and forced to listen to Michelle Obama’s speeches on loop until they’re reprogrammed.

Would that tape even have been admissible. Seems like any halfway decent lawyer would be able to get that thrown out.

This one post should win a Tony, Pulitzer, Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, and People’s Choice award.

Bastardizing science to justify your horrendous stupidity is insulting as well as ineffective. That woman should take her degrees and stop trying to sell people bridges she already bought.

Jenner can just barely reenact being a cardboard box. Can they just quit it.

Who are the over 8,000 people liking anything John Mayer says?

Thanks to you I’ll be making a pot of greens for my debate party tonight :)

Bless you and the bad-ass comment you rode in on.

Lack of a credible threat!? The fact that this is Colorado we’re talking about, is credible threat enough.

I’ll take “The slick bastard that hit the nail on the head,” for $5,000.

Could someone please just get photos of Katrina and Donald having an affair so we can end this bullshit - or at least get some new comedy gold.

Regardless of prison’s purpose it seems an overreach at best and somewhat illegal at worst to move someone into solitary and refusing let to their family and legal counsel know when they are actively asking after prisoner’s welfare. The US presents itself as a moral authority with its due process and laws in place to…