Oh my god my eyes hurt after those pics. This is why you shouldn’t look at your phone first thing in the morning.

Oh Stewart was on Kocktails with Khloe! That clears that up.

I thought she was cheating on him with that other dude who was dating that girl and then him and that girl broke up even though they had just adopted that llama from you-know-where! This is so sad for that llama.

Yeah! Let’s boycott people trying to be decent human beings to other human beings. Good job assholes.

Dash should take a lesson from Lil Kim who clearly has some sort of PhD in erasing blackness.

Caitlyn Jenner better be supporting him on this or I’m gonna call her a hypocrite! Oh wait...

Does that first non-entity have some fake gold teeth? No, baby girl. No.

Holy crap that’s nightmarish. Like straight out of Hellraiser nightmarish.

I thought they were married and had twins then broke up because of the nanny! That’s not them?!!

Wait- why was anyone asking BF for her opinion about what women of color should do in the first place?!

Goddamit Jacosta, stop that shit!!

Since Make America Awesome already has Trump thrashing covered I say let’s start an anti-Cruz PAC and let Craig run it.

I’ll throw in my dildo.

Has there ever been a worst casting choice than Nikki Reed in [Insert Vehicle of Your Choice].

Well that’s some Christopher Columbus bullshit.

First: Fuck Zara corporate and Second: Fuck the douche bag racists on the store level for acting like they weren’t personally racists, but just following the rules. Things go on at a store level that the head honchos never hear or care about and all is well if you’re managing your store well. People need to stop…

Besides she’s almost a brunette. Leo dating a brunette would certainly be a sign of the Apocalypse. Then again there is that whole Trump thing....

Here’s a clear headline with a comprehensively written story “Mercedes Shareholders Brawl Over Sausage Buffet" http://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/ne…

Exactly! “The two sipped champagne and watched The Killers and Wayne Newton christen the arena from the Hyde Lounge VIP area.” Where do you even start with that sentence? Perhaps The Killers and Wayne Newton were performing group sex on a table or maybe they were pouring champagne on people in the crowd. Of course…

Well he did say coffee shops are for people who weren’t working and taking government money so it makes sense that HE was there.