I shared that Nic & Vince story with a friend and she asked if it was a Mad Lib.

Do you think he’d charge you a licensing fee every time you fake screamed his name?

Specifcs are dumb and pointless to the Trump set too. At this point Trump and Bernie supporters might accidentally vote for the wrong candidates.

This shit will absolutely terrify them and you will end up having to dance or some other junk to tamper down the trauma and maybe will have to explain/apologize to a few parents - but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it.

He should update Kendall Jenner’s chip and give her some real facial expressions too.

Whether you’re over “yas” or not, I’m still pretty sure Bobby deserves a GoFundMe campaign for this totally reasonable request.

I don’t know how angry FB makes you, but I know for sure being an entitled asshat makes you super angry, all the time, at everyone.

Nope.

Just. Effing. Jesus. I’m not sure what lane Vogue needs to stay in, but they should find it, get in it, and flash their hazard lights so people know to stay way the fuck back while they continue their slow decimation of all that is useful and good.

ESPECIALLY babies in the womb.

I’m going to blame that Hanging Cat poster for everything from now on.

I feel obligated to go with ‘Yes’ because he’s in my wheelhouse, but that’s because I have bad taste.

No way to prevent this if you’re too stubborn/stupid/psychotic to get the joke. Which certainly describes the NRA’s base.

Well eff you Robert Carlyle, what have you done? Once Upon a Time?! I pushed 2 kids out of my vagina since my early 20’s.

Bless you and your boss use of a WWF gif. If I knew where you were I’d be like mimosas and WWF this saturday right?!

Since they said it’s “fun, engaging”, you can sign me right the f*ck on up! OR... I can just read the back of cereal boxes and have some real entertainment that won’t make me 10x dumber.

Oh that’s all!?! So they were just being classist not racist. Whew, everything’s totally OK guys!

Last time I had a tree I put a ghost on top of it instead of an angel. Then I just stopped getting trees. I now save all my holiday joy for Halloween - the only holiday that really matters. Except for Arbor Day, and if you’re into that goodness then you’re really being marginalized.

What the fuck is he getting 7 years suspended for? That dick should get an EXTRA 7 years for lying on the stand.

Giving someone the option/freedom to do or not do something is the opposite of waging a war on them. “Hey do what you want and we won’t hold it against you,” Are NOT fighting words! Those signs they’re holding very literally don’t make any sense. I understand if you want to be against something but coming up with a…