Dan Gilbert is more like 1985A Biff Tannen.

Don’t forget that they are not only making assumptions about the percentages of stars with Earth-like planets, they are also making assumptions about what makes a planet “habitable.” It is conceivable that there are other forms of life out there living on planets we assume would be “dead.”

And you will have a...pickup truck? Or....maybe even...a.. a recreational vehicle?

No papersshh.....sshhtate to sshhtate....

No papers?

Fuck this kid and his enabling parents.

I found a panda.

There are just so many things wrong with this i can’t even..

Yup, it looked like Kinja dumped my first post so I posted again

How is it stupid spammers get out of the greys but I can’t???

How is it that stupid spammers can get ungrayed, but I can’t?

My favorite

They just fired another missile in their relentless war against the sea. They hate the sea. Bad sea.

The movie will also hit digital download on April 1

You can have some stars too brah!

i will not star him.

Honestly, I think you should get more stars for meta-pointing out the stars gotoandlego will get for commenting on the obvious.

Robot? It’s a human in a suit.

I’m willing to bet most people will end up buying (eventually) even after pirating.