He drove his Chevy to the levy, but regretfully, the levy was not dry.

This is proper Jalopnik - I feel smarter, not angrier. Mission accomplished.

Of course they’re in Dire Straights, they seem to want money for nothing.

I, once had more range

Probably the scariest close call happened in London in the 1990s; I was doing about 30mph downhill in a bus-and-taxi-and-bike lane, alongside some other cyclists, whilst there was a long queue of cars in the lane to my right. One of the car drivers suddenly decided to cheat, using the bus lane to get ahead. She didn’t…

The cars can be fixed, and the drivers are uninjured.  The nostalgia you can taste was worth it.  Nice to see them running and not gathering dust.

The 3 points at the end of the post cracked me up.

Would be cool to give it a colonial viper livery...

I know it’s weird, but as a car guy I happen to read more than one car related website. This one has been my favorite for years, but it’s taking a massive shit on itself as of late and that sucks. 

It’s like they tried to analyze why Tesla was successful and decided that consumers liked their occasionally glitchy software, so they did them one better and made their cars with always glitchy software.

I don’t think that’s well said at all. That quote just highlights the fact that the OP thinks backing into a parking space is somehow a difficult thing to do. “Thread the needle”? Seriously?

“Okay. So, ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, huh?”

My old 1988 Mazda 323 GTX had a similar feature on the optional ‘digital dash’. Below the fuel gauge there’s a button labeled “SCALE CHANGE”. Press it, and the fuel gauge would switch to showing the last 1/4 tank across the full LCD display. So when you get down to the last two bars on the gauge, you can press the…

You can count me towards the .01% of readers that found this interesting.

No they don’t. These are chips:

Bean Dad blew it. It was a teaching opportunity and not in his way of “learning problem solving is good” way.

There are 7 stars in the Subaru logo, you just can’t see the seventh due to the vape cloud blocking it.

Also ALERT!