Ah nuclear power! The dream of boundless free energy like they used to promise back in the 50's! And people still believe in that dream. The reality is that it is by far the most expensive form of energy out there. And it violates the most fundamental principle that your mother taught you when you were 6 year old-…

I will. Cloth seats are easier to clean dust, crumbs, and hair off of because you can just vacuum them. Cloth seats also don’t crack if left in direct sunlight a lot and don’t need to be wiped down with specific non-caustic cleaning mixes like leather, vinyl, and fake leather do. Just vacuum and then spray Febreeze on…

So they upgraded the battery-and-motor system, downgraded the upholstery and threw in a feature that in a sane world would make the car completely uninsurable. Got it. 

I am now trying to figure out how to do this to the dials on my XJR. Damn you for putting this in my head... DAMN YOU!

You know what would be pretty funny is a pair of John Cleeses on there doing their thing:

I feel like it’s wrong that I find this funny. I can’t figure out who this is for.

The Honda e isn’t selling well? I’m not really very surprised. Range seems to be the big factor when people are shopping for an electric car, and many just won’t consider an EV with poor range, regardless of what their daily driving habits are.

I had the opposite problem. For six months, twice a week I got an email from Tesla wanting me to complete a post employment survey. I’ve never worked for Tesla. Finally one night after a nice single malt, I filled it out. All zeros, and in the comment section I wrote something to the effect of: “the final straw came…

Maybe if you quit joking around and sent them serious questions they might respond?

Well, what sort of standards are these cars built to?

“Daddy, the top came off...”

You pump it up and it draws more blood and fluid into... wait a minute. Never mind. 

Many people like their cars to reflect themselves.

The biggest problem with Tesla is Tesla owners. Whether that means people who own the cars or the massive douche who owns the company.

it’s spelled V.O.L.V.O. 

You are giving flat earthers way too much credit. This van is cooler than flat earthers, has a reason to exist and can provide real value to the world.

“I may not be able to tell if the car is operable from Public property.“
This is a good public servant doing his duty and not being an ass.

“...(G)etting rid of knobs, buttons and keys...”