You just haddock go there didn’t you?

Please, don’t be bassic.

I dunno, this sounds like a fluke.

Upon closer inspection, he’s not a bobcat at all!

When you’re older and you realize how very stupid it was for you to suggest that you can’t really grow as a person after a certain age, you’ll realize you’ve grown as a person.

I’m a better person at 39 than I was at 34. I’m a much better person than I was at 29. I’m a way, way better person than I was at 19.  And I’m going to try my damnedest to be a better person at 49.

She didn’t respond nearly as well to my Activia story. And I had photos.

The fact that David St Hubbins, Chuck McGill, and the bad guy in Coneheads are all played by the same actor fucking blows my mind.

I think they definitely could have done better than Finn Jones, but I think that with the right material he’d be fine as Danny Rand. One problem is that whenever Danny is upset or angry, Jones just gets this awful pinched look on his face like he’s smelling the world’s biggest fart and is angry at it. Plus it didn’t…

I don’t know, a non-sucky Danny Rand just doesn’t feel right at this point. I mean it is pretty much his defining characteristic after all.

I’m going to take a courageous anti-murder stance, here. It might not be popular, but I’m sticking to my principles. Don’t murder people, folks. It’s bad news.

You guys, OUTCAST is legit really good.

For the love of God I hope that never happens. It’s bad enough when a good President gets assassinated. Martyring a hateful authoritarian idiot President would tear America apart for the rest of my life. Do you want full-blown fascism? Because that’s how you get full-blown fascism.

I don’t see how a Walt or Jesse cameo could come off as anything but really tacky fan service. I mean, maybe—maybe?—Jesse crossed paths with Nacho at some point. But.. why? What do we get out of that? I much prefer the idea that Jesse’s closest link to the drug cartel underbelly of the ABQ would never have gotten…

I still basically lose sleep that Michael McKean didn’t get nominated for an Emmy (that he should’ve won).

Yeah, I was reading this article wondering if this was an entirely new, alien phenomenon in hip-hop - this was a well worn subject in metal circles 15, 20 years ago.

I don’t know. I think people getting called out as herb ass poseurs by true ABBA hardcores sounds pretty fun. 

Sean — I think I can speak for all of us salivating, rancorous, sewer-dwelling mutants when I say we’ll miss you. Thanks for the years and years of great work.

Ferguson coverage by the people on the ground, without gatekeepers, justifies Twitter for me.

This guy would be abusing his kids, subscribers or no subscribers, unfortunately.

Remember back when stuff like cave painting and the wheel all seemed like this wonderful new set of platforms that would enrich our lives and tie us as a species together in new and exciting ways as we exchanged ideas freely? How long was it before that went completely in the opposite direction and just started…