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Sony Driveman. You heard it here first.

Put “I’m with Hillary” bumper stickers on all of them, drive (?? is this even possible) them all to the next Trump rally and leave parked, then collect insurance and buy a couple of decent cars.  (except I do genuinely want to love the F150 ... but the rust, man)

Found the bootlick.

Listening? LOL. The Great Wall of Indifference is currently where it’s at in corporate America. Corporations need to be MADE to do what it right.  They just are not going to get there on their own.

Attention.

You must be using an adblocker if you can see the background. I think most people see ads and autoplay videos that autoscroll with you so you can’t even read the article.

Yes, but 21st Century Florida Man has no knowledge of that (although his grandpappy has probably recounted the story at least once a year for the last 4 decades). Plus, there’s that coveted Darwin Award at stake.

Whatever the influencers want, I’m sure they’ll want it for free.

We go live to the skipper addressing the shipping company!

My work does not need a local outbreak of a virus to shut down, a local outbreak of “that’s a funny looking bird/squirrel/cat demanding attention....”

Hey everyone, look at the optimist over here! It’s not gonna take that long, we’re getting shut down again this summer.

At this rate, the pandemic is on track to be longer lasting and responsible for more deaths than the Confederacy.

This is simple; we’re a bunch of fucking morons. The logical response to this thing?- when we could see it barrelling at us for literally months? ”Holy FUCKING SHIT!” and then massive over preparation. Start making PPE by the car load, kick start ventilator manufacture, convert surplus hotel rooms and such into…

Exactly.

If your show’s been going for so long that it could no longer be made if you tried to today, it’s time to stop making it.