They’re not extinct, they've just crossed the Finnish line.

So my options for wireless service are:

I don’t think there’s enough data to make meaningful conclusions about the reliability of either model. It’s Ford’s first hybrid tiny truck and Hyundai’s first truck ever.

Banana Slugs should be standard on the Santa Cruz.

Thank you Dr. Crusher.

Needs more sails:

$53,823? This must be the plug-in hybrid version that can average at least 40 MPG while towing and has a passthrough rear bulkhead.

Bingo. We’ve tried speaking softly, now it’s time to use the big stick. No air travel, no government assistance, and last priority for ICU space. Let them experience the consequences of their selfishness.

We would be done with this shit if these morons put half as much effort into prevention as they do avoiding responsibility.

I don’t know what it is about that gif, but I suddenly feel much more at ease with the end of civilization as we know it.

Any word on a new Surface Go? It would be nice if they could somehow squeeze a chip with Xe graphics in there.

This is actually the work of some crafty beavers preparing a side dish for their grilled stakes.

It’s what happens when the Imagineers order an Olive Garden off of Wish.

He’s just a legitimate businessman who’s been running a restaurant on Main Street for over 30 years.

Once considered the great culinary experiment, Starfleet abandoned trans-fat research after the prototype mysteriously failed in 2285.

Guess we’ll just have to report Elon every time he aborts a launch.

It just takes one to fuck shit up. Any storms that follow merely redistribute the debris around town.

This’ll look great hanging on my Christmas Two tree next spring.

Genie++ requires a hard credit pull and employment verification to ride It's A Small World.

Did publishing standards just drop sharply while I was away?