Now that I’m over the shock of this thing finally being real, a few thoughts:

Car ownership ends, boat ownership begins.

$55k is a lot of money just to get wood in your frunk.

Soon to be followed by the Trainitron, PlaneStation, and Aiboat.

A 2-door hybrid Bronco with a washable interior is the definition of “shut up and take my money”.

And I assume that this scene featured a Nissan.

Florida Man did it 40 years ago.

Crater Crapper™ for the toilet.

So... Spirit Airlines?

It’s giving lockjaw to angels now.

The second generation Prius can do the same thing with the bonus of running the HVAC at night. There’s even enough room for a small air mattress if you put the back seats down.

Those kids are going to be pissed when they find out dad drove through Disneyland and didn’t even wake them up.

It’s a C-HR that was beaten with a pool noodle instead of an ugly stick.

*Hurricane Season has entered the chat*

Not using the supercharger = Parking

The world needs to know if a digital speedometer can leak oil.

2nd: The other part to this is that workers who would otherwise be focusing on their job are now having to worry about their safety as well. You can’t tell me that won’t manifest itself in the build quality of these trucks in some way.

Krispy Kreme doesn't make MREs.

You throw the Lime at the cop you nut, you piss ‘em all off