No Delta Flyer? No Runabout? No training ships from that episode where Wesley killed a kid?

Yep

Tis is simply good website design. 

It’s like Great Hill is going out of their way to drive everyone away and destroy you guys. But they underestimate our resolve. We’re with you!

It’s frustrating that people are being assholes. I’ve barely left the house since mid-March, but when I DO need to go out I am extra-special nice to people. Not because I’m particularly friendly in general, but because this sucks for everybody and the LEAST we can do is be nice and cut each other a little…

I feel for Charles, and I am right there with him. Also in Ohio and also essential but non medical. Still working, same hours (more actually) but its really hard to sleep when a lot of the furloughed neighbors are blowing off fireworks and having loud parties till 4 a.m.  I am glad they are enjoying themselves, but,…

“The Auto Industry Is Cautiously Optimistic”

Hey Kinja, your irrelevant autoplaying video that you shove at the top of every article is following me down the screen when I try to scroll past it on my iPhone, blocking the content that I actually came here for. Fucking cut it out.

I hate 2020.

The superpower of misdirection.

Covid-19 will be renamed the Harmless Imaginary Virus.

I respect the idea but does Kate Pierson even want to become a robot? That's a massive change just to hear Love Shack forever 

Right now, given everything, Ford should probably play up the fact that this guy:

That's because on the ride there the parents started talking about how the kids both ended up as blondes

Pffft, my whole interior turns into a bed.

Another idea stolen from Nash.

“Human Energy”

Yet another way American Airlines sucks, they shouldn’t have delayed the flight for his performance, they could have deplaned him while taxiing or in flight and not inconvenienced everyone else. Indiana Jones had the best example of how to handle such situations when on the zeppelin, “No ticket!”.