Considering that I hate society and commuting, I’ve honestly never been better

Can people stop being such dumbasses as to compare stuff like this? It would really help the overall situation.

Not when the stock is still running in insane mode. Those people are all printing money right now and won’t kill the golden goose no matter how unhinged he acts. Apparently it’s a net positive to be a blowhard asshole these days in the United States

Say this with me: this isn’t critical infrastructure. Say it again. And again. Until it sinks in. We do not need to be manufacturing cars, solar cells, rocket parts, etc. The things that we absolutely need can be distilled into some basic groups:

Let's just call him Elon Trump from hereforward.

Yes Elon, throw away millions of dollars you invested in a factory in order to spite California for *checks notes* taking a deadly global pandemic seriously.  That’ll really own the libs and keep the investors happy!

Is it time for a countdown to Tesla leaving California for the deep south?

“Sounds enticing, but that is an expensive burden...”

Looking for a deal on a Tacoma

Someone needs stuff rocket boosters up Elons ass and send him to the other side  of the galaxy.

all saved wi-fi passwords, calendar entries from the phone, call lists and address books from paired phones, Netflix and other stored session cookies.”

Nazis going down with the ship is so spot on in 2020.

I don’t just want Carnival to suffer a temporary shutdown, I want that shitty company to go out of business for good. 

Round ‘em up, send ‘em out, and then sink the fuckers.

Neutral:

I’m going to have to go with the Skoda Felicia Fun. Because it’s not only a two seat pickup with fun interior, it converts into a four seat pickup with fun interior.

The AM Lagonda, yes it really does look like this.

Fellow Jalops,