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Okay yeah, but how else is Karen supposed to get her hair done for her big night out of yelling at the Olive Garden waitress???

This. Working from home, and got promoted today, so buying a bottle of  Johnnie Walker Blue to celebrate that and the fact I proposed to my wife 10 years ago today.

He did, the problem is the Compromise of 1877. I’m all for sending Sherman back through, though. 

Even if it is true- as far fetched as it is- even if Covid was invented in a Chinese lab- it still Trump’s fault we weren’t ready and everybody will see that, right?

Username doesn’t check out.

Corporate taxation, wealth taxes, quantative easing, national currency reserves, re working the budget to spread money around more evenly [for example, we could easily cut the military budget in half for a few years]. There are a lot of ways the government can find money. They’ve already found several billion for

I was about to explain to you why your argument is wrong and fucked up. Then I read your comment history....

HE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM 

Short answer: No

“It would be really cool if we had guidance here in the US.”

He spends a lot of time within 6 feet of trump, maybe he will finally accomplish something good for the human race by accident.

Of course not. You need your safety sandals instead.

Crocs are not good welding shoes- trust me on this

I’ve always liked to imagine that the male homeless population of Metropolis is quite well dressed because they keep finding full suits of clothing in the phone booths and alleys. The lore around the shelters is that if you check the phones around the Daily Planet building often enough, eventually you’ll find pants, a

I’m all for letting Darwinism win that game, unfortunately all these careless fucks will end up clogging the health system and prevent more reasonable fucks from getting access for other, less easily preventable, health issues.

We’re all eager for this shit to be over, but here is the problem: This shit ain’t over.