Okay yeah, but how else is Karen supposed to get her hair done for her big night out of yelling at the Olive Garden waitress???

This. Working from home, and got promoted today, so buying a bottle of  Johnnie Walker Blue to celebrate that and the fact I proposed to my wife 10 years ago today.

He did, the problem is the Compromise of 1877. I’m all for sending Sherman back through, though. 

Username doesn’t check out.

Corporate taxation, wealth taxes, quantative easing, national currency reserves, re working the budget to spread money around more evenly [for example, we could easily cut the military budget in half for a few years]. There are a lot of ways the government can find money. They’ve already found several billion for…

I was about to explain to you why your argument is wrong and fucked up. Then I read your comment history....

HE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM 

Of course not. You need your safety sandals instead.

Crocs are not good welding shoes- trust me on this

The President (of Ghana) had a very insightful thing to say about that:

“The people who want to see things open back up now are not and face personal economic disaster if this goes on past the end of May.”

I’m all for letting Darwinism win that game, unfortunately all these careless fucks will end up clogging the health system and prevent more reasonable fucks from getting access for other, less easily preventable, health issues.

We’re all eager for this shit to be over, but here is the problem: This shit ain’t over.

Come on guys, you get a dog you are LEGALLY obligated to buy a Subaru

Nothing can go wrong......nothing

I hope companies and institutions realize how much more productive some workers are when working from home and don’t force them back into an unnecessary commute that takes a significant amount of time and causes an equally unnecessary amount of pollution. Companies could benefit from the extra office space to give…

Neutral: I hope working from home becomes much more commonly allowed at companies. Even letting people work from home 2-3 days a week would be fantastic. There’s no reason many of the work force NEEDS to be in office.

I would like for us as a country to embrace a future-looking view. Our collective obsession with the halcyon days of yore has lead to every annoying thing from the Tea Party to a remake of Poltergeist.

Go find a better job as an unskilled laborer if it’s so bad.

Wishful thinking. By Spring of 2021, everything will be back to business as usual.