On a happy note Chernobyl is on fire https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/06/bad-news-radiation-spikes-16-times-above-normal-after-forest-fire-near-chernobyl

Sorry Crozier, but you gotta read the room.  If you’d committed some war crimes instead of doing right by your sailors, you’d be Secretary of Defense by now.  No one to blame but yourself.

Other countries have franchises of stupidity.

Help me out, here. We have this crazy conspiracy dumbass (and whatever dumb fucks he’s been listening to). We have people threatening Dr. Fauci because he uses “facts” and “science” to say things we don’t like. We have an unprecented panic run on firearms and ammo. We have people refusing to quarantine or coughing in…

WTF is wrong with people?

Moreno literally went off the rails like a crazy train.

This is clear proof that there is no god, and if there is, that god is a malevolent one.

While my comment was mostly hyperbole, it’s a real issue in the world, and I just want to say congrats on that year and a half. It sounds like you’ve got this!

2020 can fuck off already. 

Thanks for this.

I love Jalopnik and its posters, but damn, sometimes some of them act like $25k+ for a car ain’t no big deal.

Pent up demand? With what money?

At least not the US in it’s present incarnation. If it arises again as two seperate countries, or a new country, or new political system that puts its citizens, and their educaiton, you;re right, absolutely.
Trajectories can always be changed though, and essentially ALL of americas problems have stemmed from, or were…

DOJ after finishing their review:

Too answer both of your replies: no capitalism is not inherently bad. Unregulated, winner take all, fascist capitalism, American style in other words, most certainly fucking is.

Invoke the “P”? Didn’t he already do that in a Russian hotel room with some hookers?

Okay, as a Canadian, I’m asking without a hint of sarcasm or irony:

Great time to have a bunch of strangers come and sit in your car with you

You can’t fix stupid. You can just keep it away from anything important. Of course, this being America, we made it President.

“But even more interesting than that little Easter egg is that Raffi and Seven, for a quick moment, intimately clasp each others’ hands. Are they...in a relationship now? Somehow?”