The only person worth 1000x minimum wage is Tom Hanks.  He’s a national treasure.

Rather than spending huge sums bailing out each industry individually, which will do no good anyway because it just defers the crunch rather than preventing it, how about we just give everybody with a social security number a huge cash sum to spend how they wish. Like two years median wage for every American, and let…

For companies that want bailouts, I think there should be a set of criteria to qualify.

1. If you spent your giant tax break money on stock buybacks - go fuck yourself.
2. If your CEO got a giant bonus from tax break money - go fuck yourself
3. If your employees are woefully underpaid, worked to death, and have no…

Those things are so filthy that they just cannot be sterilized or cleansed in any meaningful way. You might as well just have a corona infectee stand in the middle of the room and cough over everyone, while lightly sprinkling norovirus and clostridium solutions over them each night.

If I show up with a kid am I gonna be asked a lot of pesky questions?

Yeah, this one will be worse. 

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How else are they going to validate your TPS reports unless they stand in your cubicle, Bill?

Since it appears we won’t get Socialism this time around because of the old people, I highly recommend spreading the disease to as many people as possible to purge the OK Boomers.

Fortunately, I only have one show a year and there is a lot of technical discussions and the like when things calm down at the booth. But regardless, I get home and the family is jealous that I got a vacation and I’m just burnt out.

Love it. Would drive. But the shag needs to go - getting sand and seaweed out of shag would be an exercise in futility. And man would it smell. I’m seeing some water-proofed hard wood flooring maybe? Make it look like the deck of a ship. 

...I’m pretty sure I got an STD from looking at the pictures. At the very least I’m going to need some Purel.

Tirates.

As others have mentioned, dirt in the desert isn’t necessarily dead just because no macroscopic plants — grass and upwards — is growing and no animals are obviously walking around or burrowing. The term of art is “cryptobiotic soil” where the life is hidden or microscopic or otherwise inobvious, and its structure is…

This points out the HUGE problem we have with society here in this country right now. For years and years if there were signs that said stay out we stayed out except for a few asshats that would not abide. But now with YouTube and Instagram and a young generation of people that have never been told no this problem has…

It’s a stretch to assume that the United States will exist by the year 2024.