The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.

But if it were real, it would be spectacular.

Tesla announced their garbage truck months ago. 

Oh my.

Buc-ee’s, not even a contest.

According to my family, the biggest contributor to harmful earth shattering gas in my car is the tailpipe located in the driver’s seat.  

Meanwhile, I’ve pretty much given up on ever getting out of the grays after a decade of trying.

If they still exist in 30 years 

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

This is absolutely correct. Name another factory hybrid with a manual (clutch) transmission. Will never happen. And we scorned it. We deserve the world we live in.

That’s because it looks like crap.

He’s gone Rouge. Probably best he got out of Japan, they would have given him the Maxima sentence.

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

I’d like to think that the state of security today, with sandboxed applications, encrypted hard drives and randomized address spaces, is a direct consequence of software engineers watching Trek in the 80s and 90s, saying, “Well let’s make sure THAT can’t happen,” and then going to work.

The automatic doors opening for flying chunks of debris was a nice touch

Pretty sure he just won Floridaman Bingo.

“What is my purpose?”

Ford has a recall page where owners can enter their VIN numbers

We’ve never lost David Tracy in the mountains of Colorado and we’re sure as hell not gonna lose him on my watch! Failure is not an option.

Their you halve it. An other peace, wear the average, person demonstrates they’re inability, to, write, affectively. You’re points are valid, but still, its a shame to sea.