what’s uh, the car equivalent of when Tom Paris takes the Cochrane past the warp 10 barrier?

Why, do, I, use, excessive, commas,

What does the crash mean, though?

Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck about your baby. Call your mom, tell her it's a girl, get on with your shit.

should’ve aborted that flight.

Gonna risk the social justice points and just state that “gender reveals” are the dumbest thing ever.

Drugging children, that is silly. Stick ‘em in the hold with the animals in crates, that is what I say! :p

If you’re my mom, it’s wing flex.

Log cabin

I have yet to come across anything that tops this:

+1 Cleveland Steamer. Seems legit.

Worst thing I’ve ever seen while flying?

After all, “A rendezvous in space isn’t as easy as just pointing and thrusting.”

You can likely tip it over while they are in mid-rant.

Boomers deserve every bit of ridicule that can be thrown at them.

“takes over any sidewalk it’s on like it owns it, and everyone else on the sidewalk—kids, pets, joggers, whoever—better get the hell out of the way”

Entire ad is in CAPS, so CP because it wouldn’t be worth dealing with whoever is on the other side.

It’d be super rad if more companies allowed work from home at least a couple days per week 

They say if your raise isn’t more than 2 or 3%, your wage is not keeping up with the rate of inflation and you’re actually losing money. Which, honestly, is depressing has heck.

The size of a raise definitely depends on where you work and what you do. I think the biggest raise I’ve ever gotten at once (without…

GM seems to have a history of pretending to be serious about EVs and then not actually being serious about them.