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I don’t understance why guys do this.

And yet would still look much better if it wasn’t. 

The best insult isn’t the one you hurl against your opponent. It’s the one your opponent hurls themselves into as though blindly walking into a wall. It does not require anything more than a few well placed words well beforehand if possible, an audience, and the stage set so that your opponent can walk directly into

And he has a woman driving him? How progressive!

American, French and Italian quality under one roof? I bet the Japanese are terrified!”

A resurrection in hatchback form is what we need.

Take your star. Nerd.

So you’re saying this isn’t the final Frontier?

ThunderCougarFalconBird!

Feels obligatory:

Unfortunately we see worse fits all the time...

“patient had only minor injuries.”

A local mom used this 1 Weird Trick to make September auto sales seem lower than they really were.

Are you saying they falsified sales reports with This One Simple Trick™?

This is what happens when GM brass are beholden to shareholders. Capitalism run amuck caused much of this. Ironically, many of GM’s workers claim they love capitalism so much and yet don’t realize they themselves are being screwed by this loosely regulated system. And before some of you come for me, no, this isn’t a

Blogging: A career where you can collect revenue by voicing the moral high-ground stance, while also collecting revenue through advertising the very thing you are against.

They'll get to it as soon as the Santa Cruz is out the door.