People can enjoy things all they want, right up until it’s actively harmful to everyone around them. Driving giant gas guzzling SUVs because it makes you feel like a bigger person is actively harmful.

“But I like to sit up high!”

My (shit-stirring) aunt posed the “how did you ever become a Democrat” question to me in front of my (moderate but still Republican) family members. I looked her straight in the eye and responded “when I learned empathy for other people.”

Counterpoint: don’t do this. Unless you have reasons to want to get a replacement inside warranty period, ignorance is bliss when it comes to burn-in patterns. If you can’t see it during regular viewing, doing this will just make you aggravated for no reason.

If you would have told me three years ago that we would be discussing a lawsuit involving Elon Musk, pedophiles, underwater tubes, a phony P.I., and South African insults, I would have totally believed you.

BLADERUNNER!!!

Art Deco cars from the 30s definitely take the cake for best use of suicide doors.

Make the left and right guards each a different color.

They should design them to dissolve.

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

Just sent $50 more to Warren. Hell, yes. This is the best revelation ever: Elizabeth Warren fucks. You are damn straight it fucking slaps. 

Hope that means I can get a good deal on a Tacoma

My retirement plan includes dying in the climate wars, so yeah...

Ideally by voting out DJT in one year.

It’s so depressing to me to read about the optimism we had about atomic energy in the 1950s and find myself in 2019 getting power from friggin’ coal while countries talk about decommissioning the few reactors they actually have.

People still do this? What the fuck. 

Yeah, if this is how his 2020 campaign ends, it could’ve been a lot worse. He could’ve just forgot where he was and started sniffing random people’s heads to try and find his way back in the middle of a debate.

And after Biden rides the trains all day, what shall he be doing in the evening. He’ll be playing the record player, just like the rest of us. But what of the kids, you ask? Federally subsidized cup and ball, for all the kids! (Federally subsidized for no other reason but to piss off the republicans!)

So that’s a good excuse for not allowing CA to set stricter rules on emissions? What kind of logic is that?

I had to read the quote from the EPA three times to make sure I got it.