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Mmmmmmm. šŸ‘ mint.

Damnit. I had the 13th day of the 13th month...lousy Smarch weather.

On Water

who commits a robbery and tries to escape in a UHaul

Just pick any random Nissan, then you can go back decades and no one will know you’re from the future.Ā 

Aliens 2020.

I’d say this..and the Rav4 hybrid would suit my needs perfectly...lets hope we can have an Outback & Tacoma hybrid in the future as well..

I’m surprised Ford never sold the Ka in the Boston area. The 6 years I lived near there, it's the only car anyone ever talked about.Ā 

I am terribly disappointed that the fire hydrant is not spewing water 80 feet in the air and dozens of children have not come to frolic in it. Another Hollywood myth shattered.

The grass is surprisingly well kept at that junkyard.

Heckuva job on that new lubricant, Grismond!

Clearly, the driver wasn’t Penske material.

Unfortunately he was driving a Penske, and insurance only covers this sort of thing with a Ryder.

Never. Never talk about your personal life to anyone at work except the most supercial things.

Looks bad. I’m gonna make my own Moon movie. With blackjack... and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack!

At Applebee’s they make ā€˜em wear lots of Solar Flare...

Low grade beef all around.Ā 

Unless you are Trumpity Dump Dump, you have to have a permanent filter in place. It’s a bizzaro mirror world where because one blatantly racist dementia victim with a massive persecution complex and a deeply deserved ingrained inferiority issue has been elevated to ā€œpresidentā€, every other person running against him…

alas ā€œthe right thingā€ has been pretty roundly brutalized of late.