If anyone knows about long walks on the campaign trail to get at least that key Appalachian vote, it’s this guy.

“. . . one of the hardest-hit areas, was inhabitable.”

You'd think we'd get used to our president acting like a 3 yo on social media but it's just not happening for me. I really want to strike him in his puffy, pouty lips. 

This is fine. If there is one person who should be doing the most stressful demanding job in the world, it’s an elderly man who can’t talk for a few minutes without his eyeball exploding.

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

A vast, self-reinforcing culture of malignant lunacy

No, please be stupid with gasoline.

Let’s thin the herd a bit.

“So is the Trump campaign consciously dog-whistling at white nationalists or just plain stupid?”

But that process of deep moral reckoning involves coming to terms honestly with the terrible things you have done

I got halfway through those tweets before I gave up. I cant deal with this amount of stupidity this morning. Hopefully today is the day Donny boy strokes out and trips down a flight of stairs.

He can just go fuck himself and shove that apology up his pee-hole, sideways.

I’d rather see Angela Merkel just knee him in the balls. 

I would give anything for just one of the G7 leader to just lose it and publicly give Trump the verbal berating that he has deserved for  over the last 40 years.  

I know I mostly just make joke comments but sometimes the only thing that comes to mind is JESUS BUTTCHUGGING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REALITY?! I WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING FORGIVE ANY SINGLE PERSON THAT VOTED FOR THIS INSANE ORANGE BAG OF DIARRHEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Kid really Kobayashi Maru’ed that