Inslee is the only also-ran I wanted to see stick around until December. There are a dozen other people I’d have liked to see go first.

Pouring one out for the Johnson & Johnson PR team, whose day just went from “hump day” to “fuck me, I hate this fucking prick”.

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

I hate every person who voted for him and will never forgive any of them. We all knew who he was, and if you didn’t like Hillary you should have stayed home.

They took the the Mein Kampf test instead.

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At this point there is no ambiguity, no question: You either support fascism and the fucking nazi administration or you want to get rid of it whatever it takes. You don’t get to stand in some middle ground. They’ve drawn the lines pretty clearly, and we need to get rid of these fucks out of office and make sure none…

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

Given Trump's business record and the recent economic news, it's only a matter of time before he starts stripping the US for parts and selling it off. I hope Greenland buys my community. Being part of a civilized country might be nice. 

Her Secretary of peace.

I did this once, and 18 months later, boom! Dead battery. Never again.

As a millennial with kids and a mortgage, my life is a constant recession prep exercise.

What? No!

If you like Trump then you’ll love the tens of thousands of other amphetamine addicts with the same energy and same speech-making ability!