A local mom used this 1 Weird Trick to make September auto sales seem lower than they really were.

Are you saying they falsified sales reports with This One Simple Trick™?

This is what happens when GM brass are beholden to shareholders. Capitalism run amuck caused much of this. Ironically, many of GM’s workers claim they love capitalism so much and yet don’t realize they themselves are being screwed by this loosely regulated system. And before some of you come for me, no, this isn’t a…

I’m already building a comically large basket to catch all them sweet, sweet paper towel rolls.

I heard Shelbyville used to be called Morganville, back when nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them

You jest, but I find it a serious concern that a major quake or other natural disaster befall any of the states on the west coast while this president* remains in office, as I fully expect federal aid would be withheld.

Blogging: A career where you can collect revenue by voicing the moral high-ground stance, while also collecting revenue through advertising the very thing you are against.

Hey Fuckerzerg,

Simple, just Fix It.

They'll get to it as soon as the Santa Cruz is out the door.

Listen to this ALL CAPS WARRIOR for he is, surely, a reliable and well informed source.

They really should be using better flash storage if they want that much logging, and they should also use battery-backed ram for the temp stuff. And in a car as expensive as a tesla you could make a case for using a few gigs worth of X-Point 3D storage (Intel Optane branded high-speed flash ram). With an actual…

People can enjoy things all they want, right up until it’s actively harmful to everyone around them. Driving giant gas guzzling SUVs because it makes you feel like a bigger person is actively harmful.

“But I like to sit up high!”

Unlike society, you do have the option to unplug from social media and it won’t hurt you in the slightest. 

This... doesn’t seem to apply.

My (shit-stirring) aunt posed the “how did you ever become a Democrat” question to me in front of my (moderate but still Republican) family members. I looked her straight in the eye and responded “when I learned empathy for other people.”

I mean racism and “screw you I got mine” aside, what the hell is up with the teenaged angst vibe in the Republican Party right now? Like I came of age under Obama and had my whole anti-establishment Libertarian phase. But then I grew up, gained some empathy, and realized I spent ~4 years being an insufferable douche.