I’d rather see Angela Merkel just knee him in the balls. 

I would give anything for just one of the G7 leader to just lose it and publicly give Trump the verbal berating that he has deserved for  over the last 40 years.  

I know I mostly just make joke comments but sometimes the only thing that comes to mind is JESUS BUTTCHUGGING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REALITY?! I WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING FORGIVE ANY SINGLE PERSON THAT VOTED FOR THIS INSANE ORANGE BAG OF DIARRHEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Kid really Kobayashi Maru’ed that

Inslee is the only also-ran I wanted to see stick around until December. There are a dozen other people I’d have liked to see go first.

Pouring one out for the Johnson & Johnson PR team, whose day just went from “hump day” to “fuck me, I hate this fucking prick”.

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

I hate every person who voted for him and will never forgive any of them. We all knew who he was, and if you didn’t like Hillary you should have stayed home.

They took the the Mein Kampf test instead.

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At this point there is no ambiguity, no question: You either support fascism and the fucking nazi administration or you want to get rid of it whatever it takes. You don’t get to stand in some middle ground. They’ve drawn the lines pretty clearly, and we need to get rid of these fucks out of office and make sure none…

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.