Given Trump's business record and the recent economic news, it's only a matter of time before he starts stripping the US for parts and selling it off. I hope Greenland buys my community. Being part of a civilized country might be nice. 

Her Secretary of peace.

I did this once, and 18 months later, boom! Dead battery. Never again.

As a millennial with kids and a mortgage, my life is a constant recession prep exercise.

What? No!

If you like Trump then you’ll love the tens of thousands of other amphetamine addicts with the same energy and same speech-making ability!

Yeah, they should tell that to George Zipp.

Its a real life Beemobile!

“By far, the worst rentals come from Nissan.”

Cop

This kind of fuckery is all kinds of fun and goofy. I love it.

That book and the sequel WERE THE SHIT.

The Hatchet movie apparently has a much different plot than The Hatchet book.

Yes, vote like there’s a horse loose in a hospital.