Correction: He shit his pants among the McDonald's.

This will be incredibly useful for passive aggressive office chats.

They’re going to say that even if you post every picture taken with every camera ever made.

Uhh, if I’m paying north of $35k for an optioned Santa Cruz, why would I not just buy a Tacoma? Yes, the Taco gets slightly worse fuel economy, but it’s a known quantity with logic defying resale value. On the other hand, the SC will probably be more fun to drive in most situations and won't require a harbor pilot to…

Nothing will fundamentally change. Promises made, promises kept.

What, being a talking bear with pants isn’t good enough? He’s out there every damn day deflecting space lasers with that shovel while people like you body shame him for having a pre-hibernation physique. The other bears may have sold out to Big Toilet Paper, but Smokey will always be a true patriot no matter what the…

I think it would emerge, take a look around, and then shrug as the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays.

This was literally my old job, and you’re right. Transformer upgrades suck. They’re expensive and nobody wants to do them.

An electric vehicle in every garage might actually help in situations like this if the batteries are configured for demand response. Combine it with rooftop solar and you have a fairly cost effective backup power source for when the grid really shits the bed. I can’t think of too many drawbacks as long as there is a…

I have a proposal: Vaccine Snipers

He wants to be President so bad, and there are more than enough aggressively stupid people to make it happen.

You’re telling me your port has another sinking museum ship?

Looks like the Ivy Bridge ends in 2025.

It’s times like this that I like to quote Fred Thompson.

I’ve got some swampland in Florida to sell you that's zoned for Bitcoin mining.

This is heavy.

Does anyone know what kind of MPG we can expect from the Ecoboost? As much as I’d like to stay on Team Hybrid, the low tow rating and lack of AWD make it a less appealing option.

It’s good for sneaking up on motherfuckers when things get real in the Whole Foods parking lot.

I gotta go Julia. We got congealed tar and stone.

Celebrities on the downswing of their career.