Soon to be followed by the Trainitron, PlaneStation, and Aiboat.

A 2-door hybrid Bronco with a washable interior is the definition of “shut up and take my money”.

And I assume that this scene featured a Nissan.

Has the ship sailed on Corporate Whore?

We got bronchitis COVID-19.

Not surprising, considering the same strain of hateful stupidity is involved.

Florida Man did it 40 years ago.

Crater Crapper™ for the toilet.

So... Spirit Airlines?

Will the tickets be shipped in a massively oversized box containing enough plastic air bags to choke a whale?

It’s giving lockjaw to angels now.

I didn’t know there was a Mrs. Doubtfire animatronic.

This is bad news for any fans of Simpler Times Mountain.

The second generation Prius can do the same thing with the bonus of running the HVAC at night. There’s even enough room for a small air mattress if you put the back seats down.

Those kids are going to be pissed when they find out dad drove through Disneyland and didn’t even wake them up.

We can classify Donald Trump as heavy crude bunker fuel.

It’s a C-HR that was beaten with a pool noodle instead of an ugly stick.

*Hurricane Season has entered the chat*

I’d love it if they just let Google use Majel Barrett's voice for the assistant.

Not using the supercharger = Parking