The McClane Departure Alert warnings can be quite profane.

I’m disappointed this wasn't filed under Reefer Madness.

The people running my office think this is all a hoax and that God will take care of it.

E.T. the Extra-Twitrestrial 

Pictured: Cybertruck Production Line, Georgia, 2022

$1000 isn’t enough to cover the rent in many places. And then there’s the little things like food and utilities.

Carnival, the cruise line that dared to dream “What if we made a Walmart that could sink, but with more diarrhea?” and then made it a reality.

Georgia would have given him a license.

That’s the classiest mini golf course I've ever seen.

It would have easily made 400 miles if it didn’t have to lug around all of Elon’s baggage.

Phew! Looks like the worst is behind us.

Sherman should have finished the job.

I prefer moccasins fashioned out of oily rags and discarded Halloween costumes.

The middle of California is exactly where you want to exceed 100 mph.

5th Gear:

Have you tried dimming the lights and putting on some Barry White?

Third Gear: Does this still mean the Santa Cruz is still going to be a thing?

This is good Boatlopnik.

Neutral: