The roll cage has been replaced by a MyPillow.

The only reason people are getting tested is because they might see a crash.

Geico isn’t cancelling any policies for non-payment, so that’s something.

Carnival's been doing that for years.

The Libyan’s are the ones you really need to worry about.

I prefer baggy pants.

Nobody wears pants anymore.

It’s not a car, it's a lie with wheels.

I mean, it’s one car, Michael. What could it cost, twelve hundred dollars?

Contagions in Cars Getting Coughing

The good cars get thrown in the river. Anything else is sent to Dollar and Thrifty.

Looks like those rental companies should have sprung for the full insurance. Not all credit companies cover market crashes.

Only if that kid has a salvage title.

It deserves a warrior’s death fitting for a minivan. Being buried alive in crushed Cheerios and Goldfish while a Radio Disney rendition of Who Let The Dogs Out plays in the background.

Drivers: Spiders in my car? Kill it with fire!

I sense a great disturbance in the workforce. As if thousands of middle managers cried out because their employees are getting a small taste of autonomy.

You have chosen...poorly. That sippy cup is not the cup of a carpenter.

Well, the front fell off.