The world needs to know if a digital speedometer can leak oil.

Every community needs more afjordable housing. Underwater loans are no joke when you’re sinking into a depression.

They dedicated an entire queue just for him.

Here they come.

2nd: The other part to this is that workers who would otherwise be focusing on their job are now having to worry about their safety as well. You can’t tell me that won’t manifest itself in the build quality of these trucks in some way.

Krispy Kreme doesn't make MREs.

You throw the Lime at the cop you nut, you piss ‘em all off

All that fluff creates a lot of static electricity.

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

It was the ULA sniper in the book depository.

While I am honored that you took time away from your busy schedule of setting peasants and their thatched roof cottages alight, I must inform you of your mistake.

Here’s my synopsis for this film:

Didn’t set the parking brake?

A dating app comprised entirely of Facebook users?

Needs more lasers.

Looks like Nissani Hyundai went rogue.

Jack stands are overrated anyways. Wicker baskets are where it's at.

The McClane Departure Alert warnings can be quite profane.

Trump didn’t make these. If he did, they’d be gold Comic Sans WordArt.