There are a ton of cruise ships currently anchored or drifting around the Bahamas. While this storm probably doesn’t pose a threat, it’ll be interesting to see what happens once the season really gets going. Especially once the cruise lines’ operating liabilities start to exceed the insurance payouts.

Cats suddenly make more sense.

I’m disappointed this wasn't filed under Reefer Madness.

The punch bowl has been replaced by a fondue pot. Because Wisconsin.

The people running my office think this is all a hoax and that God will take care of it.

CYBERTRUCK is so 2019.

E.T. the Extra-Twitrestrial 

Pictured: Cybertruck Production Line, Georgia, 2022

$1000 isn’t enough to cover the rent in many places. And then there’s the little things like food and utilities.

Paying people to have children may be the worst idea I’ve heard in a long time. Start the payments at 16 so that they can save for school or moving out on their own, but don’t staple the check to the birth certificate. There are too many people who shouldn’t be parents that would cash the check and neglect the kid.

Hulu also has a better Star Trek show where Kasidy Yates became a doctor and Deanna Troi started teaching.

Baby iceberg, doom doom doom doom doom doom

Carnival, the cruise line that dared to dream “What if we made a Walmart that could sink, but with more diarrhea?” and then made it a reality.

Georgia would have given him a license.

From what I can tell, these maps only account for temperature and not precipitation. So keep that in mind before you make any real estate decisions.

That’s the classiest mini golf course I've ever seen.

It would have easily made 400 miles if it didn’t have to lug around all of Elon’s baggage.

Phew! Looks like the worst is behind us.

Sherman should have finished the job.

I prefer moccasins fashioned out of oily rags and discarded Halloween costumes.