The Nazis at least had Hugo Boss and Wernher von Braun.

JFC. First it was tiki torches, now it’s Hawaiian shirts.

The middle of California is exactly where you want to exceed 100 mph.

Ah yes, 2020. A fine year for Bear Grylls Pee-not.

I’d say nearly 100%, but the bar at the airport Chili’s has been closed for quite some time. She must be finding alternate sources of Karen grade booze.

I don’t know how much more of this I can take while still being sober.

One serves the prophets, the other serves the profits.

5th Gear:

Have you tried dimming the lights and putting on some Barry White?

Third Gear: Does this still mean the Santa Cruz is still going to be a thing?

This is good Boatlopnik.

Neutral:

The beauty of not having seen Rick and Morty is that there’s a version of you in some universe that has seen it. So it’s like you’ve seen it, but not really, but also yes. Oh geeze.

Peacock Tease

The roll cage has been replaced by a MyPillow.

Creatures of all stripes should be able to get the test.

The only reason people are getting tested is because they might see a crash.

I don’t know if I’m sick of all this winning or just sick.