Geico isn’t cancelling any policies for non-payment, so that’s something.

My response:

If you value your sanity, the answer is no. Remote employees need to treat their internet like their car. It’s something that they have to maintain so that they can get to work. I told my people to call me if they can get to Google, and to call their ISP if they can't.

Carnival's been doing that for years.

The Libyan’s are the ones you really need to worry about.

Certain chemicals in sunscreens are known to be harmful to reefs.

I prefer baggy pants.

Nobody wears pants anymore.

It’s not a car, it's a lie with wheels.

Not great, not terrible.

I’d collapse on my fainting couch, but I’m not sure if it’s in network.

Tweet from Musk claiming one of the dissenting doctors is some pedo guy in 3...2...

Other countries have franchises of stupidity.

God’s sick of those Charmin bears getting all the attention. The dude’s heavily invested in Angel Soft and needs to make up for the current collection plate shortfall at his franchised locations.

I mean, it’s one car, Michael. What could it cost, twelve hundred dollars?

I’ve heard the Australian version, and it's glorious.

Contagions in Cars Getting Coughing

This country has a case of terminal stupidity. We can fight it, we can delay it, but it will be our undoing.

The good cars get thrown in the river. Anything else is sent to Dollar and Thrifty.