I must regretfully inform you that there is a Donald Trump Jr.

Snorky and his friends are coming for you, Florida Man.

so you should download and install the patch if it’s available for you via the standard Android system update process

This is going to be a fun year.

When you step on Lego space station, everyone can hear you scream.

Spray tans tend to do that.

Sanders: Endorsed by Sunrise Movement

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for terrestrial or extraterrestrial driving.

It’s not a party until the Bass drops.

One Word

When you surrender yourself to the Muskmentarians you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love, and loving serenity.

Filed To: No shit, Sherlock

The next Final Destination movie sounds incredibly boring.

Because if you see this, it means some serious shit is about to go down.

I believe VW calls that Fahrtzvergnügen.

Works every time.

Meanwhile, someone who quits their job because they don’t want to be an accessory to unethical behavior can’t even collect unemployment.

When there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope.

The cooks for this administration work in a different building with golden arches out front.

A whole ass city powered by explosive gas?