The real achievement is how it can spell out “I have no taste” without having to illuminate a single diode.

It’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining and birds are singing. Maybe this decade won’t be so bad.

Building a fleet of lemons is kind of Chrysler's thing.

Kudos to the taxidermist who ensured this hand job had a happy ending.

This isn't an escape, it's a Quest for justice.

We’ve all had our franchise molested by JJ Abrams at some point, but as we say on Earth, c’est la vie.

Insurance Agent 1: That looks like a tight Fit.

It would be nice if his presidency could be edited for time.

The true believers celebrate Festivaus.

Plot Twist: That koala started the fire during a gender reveal announcement.

Looks like we’ve got a full blown case of

The violations include “inauthentic behavior, spam, and misrepresentation.”

I’m pretty sure Clippy would commit seppuku if you pasted that rant into Word.

Meanwhile, Jalopnik has reached out to both the AFA and Delta and will update if we hear back.

Primary restraint system: Sets you on fire.

Don’t kid yourself, if a cow ever got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you cared about!

It’s been in production for years.