I just think they're neat.

Something about it is just unsettling. Like flying a kite at night or watching in horror as a child finds Niger on a map and botches the pronunciation.

That moment when your rival from the ad agency across town sees you in the car with a woman who is not your wife.

Meanwhile, 107 mph in a Prius...

Crashing into a retention pond and getting it on with a salamander.

whoop whoop

“It's a girl, and her parents are idiots."

I'd pay $2,999 to never have to deal with people like this seller.

But you’ll miss all of the super fun and not at all awkward office birthday parties where you can watch your coworkers attempt to sing at figurative gunpoint!

Not that long ago, I had a boss who made a huge deal out of the 3% raise I received that came out to less than an extra 50 cents an hour.

What makes you think that dog is male?

Sometimes, dead is bettah.

I want to live in the fantasy world where this is my daily driver.

Just call it the Model E and find a good place to watch Elon's tweetsplosion.

We are all just Kinja commenters on some kind of star trek.

To be fair to the suit, it does have to somehow contain a highly racist non-Newtonian fluid.

If you look closely, that seat has adjustable lumber support.

Thank you for my daily reminder that the Santa Cruz still doesn’t exist and that if it ever does get built it won’t look like the concept.