I WAS IN THE ANTARCTIC!
I’m honestly surprised it's not a Mustang on the sidewalk.
Either way you look at it, we're stuck with a giant turd that won't go away.
He’ll be taken out in a military coup led by Colonel Sanders.
He better form a union with the other Alphabet/Google CEOs so that he has protection if he leaks information to himself.
We’re not savages. The solar panels power the Bluetooth connected relay that releases the blade. I call it the Choppr™ and the Kickstarter campaign is live. The first 500 people to pledge get cake.
The crack in the screen is a feature.
I like this acoustic chair idea. A La-Z-Boy that only plays Nickelback at 120 decibels may be a fitting punishment for destroying the planet.
There won’t be serious climate action in this country until a bunch of rich white people start losing money, power, and/or their lives.
With a little hard work and elbow grease, you could have a real piece of crap.
The Volt remains the only GM vehicle I've seriously considered buying. I would throw money at a Colorado with a Voltec powertrain, and I think a lot of other people and businesses would as well.
People are the fucking worst.
They just wanted to view the tapestries!
What if, and bear with me here, companies started paying people under 40 wages high enough to afford the very products they are trying to sell?
I’ve always thought it was cute when my dog tries to get in the front seat. Now I know it's really an attempted carjacking.
There was a second pitcher in the production tent on the grassy knoll.
The police in Collie-r County would have used a Pit maneuver to Shepherd this crime Lab to a safe stop. A foot pursuit was never an option since the officers are a little Husky from eating too much Chow.
Large amounts of hateful, corrupt, and aggressively stupid people.