“It's a girl, and her parents are idiots."

I'd pay $2,999 to never have to deal with people like this seller.

But you’ll miss all of the super fun and not at all awkward office birthday parties where you can watch your coworkers attempt to sing at figurative gunpoint!

Not that long ago, I had a boss who made a huge deal out of the 3% raise I received that came out to less than an extra 50 cents an hour.

What makes you think that dog is male?

Sometimes, dead is bettah.

I want to live in the fantasy world where this is my daily driver.

Just call it the Model E and find a good place to watch Elon's tweetsplosion.

We are all just Kinja commenters on some kind of star trek.

To be fair to the suit, it does have to somehow contain a highly racist non-Newtonian fluid.

If you look closely, that seat has adjustable lumber support.

Thank you for my daily reminder that the Santa Cruz still doesn’t exist and that if it ever does get built it won’t look like the concept.

I’m looking forward to the inevitable emotional breakdowns.

I believe that feature is standard on any FCA product.

Damn straight Elizabeth Warren fucks.

the charge of Criminal Mischief, a class 6 felony

Any self driving car that is programmed to protect the passengers would avoid Applebee's altogether.

That Nissan driver is going be in deep crepe with his insurance company.

This is a great week for Biden. He defeated Donald Trump without having to be the Democratic nominee.