Drove a 26' Penske towing a car carrier cross country. Felt like I needed to have the CIA re-task a satellite every time I had to back it up. Oh, and fuck the person who thought bench seats without headrests would be a good idea.

Not Pictured: The Farm Security Administration Moo-litia.

It would also reduce the risk of contaminating the timeline since everyone will assume it’s a rental.

If we’re spending time reimagining hybrids, why not choose something with potential like a CR-Z? That could have been a really fun car if Honda hadn’t crippled it with such a mediocre hybrid system. They got the styling right, but the performance and efficiency just wasn’t there. I would throw money at Honda if they’d…

It was a junkyard. The Land Rover makes it an art installation.

I’m voting for Warren. There are legitimate concerns about Harris, but this isn’t one of them. We progressives are up against actual honest to god fascists. This is not the time to be purity testing ourselves into irrelevancy.

Well, there’s absolutely no way this gets totally blown out of proportion like that photo of Al Franken. I’m sure the PC police have learned from their past mistakes and will choose to direct their rage tweets at the president who is causing actual damage instead of one of the potential solutions from within the…

I take it that smoke bomb was your electrical system?

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. Fur-RAPTOR!

4th Gear: The Nissan system is trash. I got stuck with one as a rental and it insisted that I was constantly drifting to the right. As for the center line, it only threw a warning once I was fully on the other side of the road. (It was a test.) Ended up disabling the whole thing since it keep trying to steer me into…

That’s his military dress uniform for the war on Christmas.

Literally shooting the breeze.

As much as this bums me out, at least it means I can finally slap a Warren sticker on my car. Any combination of Warren/Sanders/Inslee would give me some hope that we're not totally screwed.

Season 14 is where the last remaining trace elements of magic disappear. Overly generous? Probably, but I’m from the Learn to Fart state where winners get a hotplate.

No tears for them.

I regret to inform you that we have selected other candidates for the general manager role. The Arby’s corporation takes pride in it’s work and it would be irresponsible for us to hire an individual which *lowers glasses* does not have the meats.

White Claw is La Croix for alcoholics.

a top-shelf 2019-era nation like our own beloved United States

These carpool lanes are getting ridiculous.