Thank you for my daily reminder that the Santa Cruz still doesn’t exist and that if it ever does get built it won’t look like the concept.

The octopus nursery they explored yesterday was also amazing. Their enthusiasm for science and ocean exploration has kept me sane while stuck in an office job and it’s really going to suck when they’re done diving for the season.

I wonder if these are the same eMMC chips that caused similar problems in the original Nexus 7. The age and capacity would seem to line up.

Thank you. You might even say it would improve society somewhat.

Do you guys realize that there are at least three links on this page to share the article on Facebook and one link to Gizmodo’s profile?

The fact that he is still allowed to be in office after stuff like this says everything you need to know about the situation. We are so far over the line that I’m not sure it’s possible to ever fully recover from this experiment in stupidity. I'm hoping for the best, but the realist in me is keeping an eye on the fire…

I’m looking forward to the inevitable emotional breakdowns.

Dear Iran,

Those elephants just need a little TLC.

I believe that feature is standard on any FCA product.

Look at the bright side: Those cacti can now be shoved directly up Trump’s ass after his impeachment trial.

Damn straight Elizabeth Warren fucks.

the charge of Criminal Mischief, a class 6 felony

Any self driving car that is programmed to protect the passengers would avoid Applebee's altogether.

That Nissan driver is going be in deep crepe with his insurance company.

This is a great week for Biden. He defeated Donald Trump without having to be the Democratic nominee.

Sprint Executives: We were supposed to be providing service?

Drove a 26' Penske towing a car carrier cross country. Felt like I needed to have the CIA re-task a satellite every time I had to back it up. Oh, and fuck the person who thought bench seats without headrests would be a good idea.