Trying to get anything meaningful done with boomers is just fucking impossible. I can’t even get them to use a password other than Password1 for you know, THE SERVER ADMIN ACCOUNT. Asking them to help fight climate change would be akin to pushing a quadriplegic mule up Mount Everest.

Nice speech. I would have inserted a few more f-bombs and one finger salutes, but her style is also effective. It is unfortunate that the people applauding are too stupid to realize she was talking about them.

Not Pictured: The Farm Security Administration Moo-litia.

It would also reduce the risk of contaminating the timeline since everyone will assume it’s a rental.

If we’re spending time reimagining hybrids, why not choose something with potential like a CR-Z? That could have been a really fun car if Honda hadn’t crippled it with such a mediocre hybrid system. They got the styling right, but the performance and efficiency just wasn’t there. I would throw money at Honda if they’d…

If he likes emissions so much, maybe he should lock himself in the garage with the engine running. It's not like he'd be risking any brain damage.

What is Dick Cheney's pacemaker?

It was a junkyard. The Land Rover makes it an art installation.

Category 5 shitstorms have always existed, but global dumbening has increased their frequency and strength. The Cape Merde type systems that roll off of the right side of American politics in recent years have been particularly devastating to those living in low lying scientific communities.

Category 5 Shitstorm

I’m voting for Warren. There are legitimate concerns about Harris, but this isn’t one of them. We progressives are up against actual honest to god fascists. This is not the time to be purity testing ourselves into irrelevancy.

Well, there’s absolutely no way this gets totally blown out of proportion like that photo of Al Franken. I’m sure the PC police have learned from their past mistakes and will choose to direct their rage tweets at the president who is causing actual damage instead of one of the potential solutions from within the…

I take it that smoke bomb was your electrical system?

This right here. Why is everyone so afraid of standing up to him? He’s a fat racist sack of shit with the intellectual prowess of a box of crayons. There is nothing intimidating about him. His entire life has been a fraud and he would be begging on the street if his father hadn’t funded his nincompoopery.

Those animation lessons at Disney really paid off.

How dare you upload an altered image of the President of the United States. Here’s the real image for clarification:

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. Fur-RAPTOR!

#11: A genetic mutation turns the entire population into Matt Damon, humanity is wiped out by malfunctioning airlocks.

4th Gear: The Nissan system is trash. I got stuck with one as a rental and it insisted that I was constantly drifting to the right. As for the center line, it only threw a warning once I was fully on the other side of the road. (It was a test.) Ended up disabling the whole thing since it keep trying to steer me into…