My biggest regret is waiting until this year to start diving. (We’re about the same age.) As bad as the visible damage is, I feel nauseous just thinking about what unknown treasures are being destroyed because of our collective stupidity. We don’t even know a tenth of what we’re losing since most of the ocean remains…

That’s his military dress uniform for the war on Christmas.

That image of the clouds forming over the raft is all kinds of awesome.

I feel a great disturbance in the budget. As if thousands of wallets cried out in terror.

Solving the problem ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Literally shooting the breeze.

Social media removed the control rods from the reactor of public discourse. What's happening now is a full blown meltdown of toxic stupidity and scientific denial. The question is whether it will be a mere Three Mile Island or Chernobyl.

As much as this bums me out, at least it means I can finally slap a Warren sticker on my car. Any combination of Warren/Sanders/Inslee would give me some hope that we're not totally screwed.

Season 14 is where the last remaining trace elements of magic disappear. Overly generous? Probably, but I’m from the Learn to Fart state where winners get a hotplate.

No tears for them.

I regret to inform you that we have selected other candidates for the general manager role. The Arby’s corporation takes pride in it’s work and it would be irresponsible for us to hire an individual which *lowers glasses* does not have the meats.

So, I was stuck between inept morons at the solar company and dickheads at the utility company who might have just been fucking with the solar company

Shock and aww where'd the glaciers go?

White Claw is La Croix for alcoholics.

Worked for one of their competitors, can confirm.

a top-shelf 2019-era nation like our own beloved United States

Their competitors have also had to make cutbacks.

These carpool lanes are getting ridiculous.

As a millennial with no kids and is stuck renting, I’m only just now crawling out of the smoking crater left by the last recession.

Distinguished high school science teacher Mark Wahlberg warned us years ago. We should have listened.