They must also be charging a fee to use the turn signals and parking assist.

It’s more of a work-study program. Graduates can participate in the Glorious People’s Unpaid Summer Internship.

It’s nice to see Pyongyang Community College's welding department getting some higher profile projects.

Some advice for anyone who’s information was stolen, but hasn’t had any issues yet:

Me: This show could be good.

And there’s a road I have to follow, a place I have to go

“Picard gets a museum and all I get is a bridge named after me?”

The speech also works well for frisbees on the roof and cereal boxes on high shelves.

This could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it! Also, life.

*Yakov Smirnoff Mode On*

But sometimes it’s hard to bring it up in conversation, because we’re afraid the discussion will have a political aftertaste.

Trump nuking Canada because a moose called him fat on Twitter is a hypothetical.

There were enough ground up Cheerios in the back seat to make it part of a complete breakfast.

Customers won't be able to sue if they can’t even call a lawyer.

It's the Happiest Hell on Earth ™

Heated seats and a tape deck?

This is also an Accent:

This is what happens when Richie doesn’t eat his crust.

They already have one. It's called the family reunion.