It’s okay. That comment was just a draft. The finished product will leave you beam-ing.

They’re interested in leasing a new Quacksqai.

*Chem-Rails

It’s A Small World needs more animatronics and their bones are just the right size.

Shouldn’t this be an upper division elective in the dentistry program?

Planet Earth: Here’s a few extra feet of ocean, forest fires that block out the sun, and total collapse of ecosystems.

Smart has been dead in America since at least November 2016.

Trader Joe's solution to free range carts is to make the parking lot small enough to trigger claustrophobia in tardigrades.

This is what happens when a hoarder visits the Walmart garden center.

Sounds like a job for interns, but that multi-story building is also quite explodey.

Which Toyota executive’s cocaine habit is that $15k markup covering? Because there’s no way any RAV4 is worth nearly $40,000.

David's Jeep could have used a little less Civil Defense and a lot more Corrosion Defense.

If Jaws was filmed today, the scene where Brody blows up the shark would look like a gender reveal party planned by a bunch of Mary Kay Facebook moms.

A fitting option considering the Tacoma is the Number One midsize truck.

Excuse me, but “synergistically” and “paradigms”? Aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I’m accusing you of anything like that.

then rest his or her chest and body down on the padded longitudinal bench-like assembly

Insanity Later