The Donald Trump School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Don’t Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Those were the good old days. When eastern European gangsters compromising the President was something better left for summer blockbusters.

A restoration shop on the Isle of Wight called Corner Classics

Salad shooters are Trump’s number one fear. One minute you’re cheating on a taxpayer funded golf trip, then BOOM, that grossly oversized suit is covered in shredded romaine.

And the Tacoma will still be using an engine that runs on a mixture of baby seals and children’s tears in 2025 because fuck you that’s why.

It’s okay. That comment was just a draft. The finished product will leave you beam-ing.

Oh, I'm fully aware that we're sprinting towards WW3. Between the return of fascism and climate change, the "Kevin Costner in Waterworld" option of hopping in a boat and abandoning society is looking pretty good right now.

He’s still here for two reasons:

They’re interested in leasing a new Quacksqai.

It’s called sweatpants.

Something tells me that we won’t have to speculate wether or not our leader* shit his pants at a McDonald’s in 1997.

*Chem-Rails

It’s A Small World needs more animatronics and their bones are just the right size.

Shouldn’t this be an upper division elective in the dentistry program?

Sounds like you’re a commenter on... some kind of star trek.

It’s quite simple. Cochrane reversed the polarity of the internal combustion engine to power the Phoenix while rerouting emergency power to the whatsit.. That’s why he didn’t fry everyone at the launch site/bar during takeoff.

Planet Earth: Here’s a few extra feet of ocean, forest fires that block out the sun, and total collapse of ecosystems.

Smart has been dead in America since at least November 2016.