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A truck that bursts into flames when it gets wet?

Great. Now we’re going to have a bunch of people renting exotic cars and dumping them in the Everglades when they get too big.

Can this company just drop dead already?

This is a great idea as long as the failure mode doesn’t result in the dog being trapped in the car. I’d feel a little better if the windows fully opened at a certain temperature or charge threshold.

We need to come up with some catchy and/or smug hashtag for this phenomenon to raise awareness. (And make a ton of money on merchandising.)

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I’m the lone millennial in an office of conservative boomers ... and I’m also the only IT person.

But can I have it delivered to my house in 2 days?

Skynet by Aqua Net

This is just suicide with more steps.

The “investigators” from Moscow will have to find a different way to remove these bears since their favored methods won’t work on them.

Alternate Title: ICE Lasts Longer In Cold Weather

So is the new grille the one from the TRD Pro that everyone installs anyway?

And here’s a great demo of how the Prius handles a tiny patch of ice.

Nuked my account before FB went public.

Why should I read your comment? You're Hitler!

The original Insight and second gen Civic hybrid had some nice aero wheels. (I’d still like to own one of the classic Insights. It was just such a weird and awesome little car.)

What about PT Cruiser convertibles?

It’s worse than that. The previous owner was one of those Hitler clones from Argentina.