And a double Milk-Bone suspension.

So, these seals have been occupying this beach without a government...

Magnify and enhance!

Parents owned a ‘99 Camry that would average 25 MPG around town. Good car, but that was 20 years ago and you’d think Toyota trucks could beat that by now.

I know it won’t get Prius or Civic mileage, but they could at least try. Even something as simple as cylinder deactivation would help.

You have been profoundly misinformed.

Toyota really needs to step it up when it comes to the Tacoma’s fuel economy and offer a hybrid version. The extra range and torque would just be icing on the cake.

Nothing beats flying across the country on a train.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I’d say this sums up the last month or so pretty well.

That’s what happens when you have 20 minutes to kill at McDonald’s while your car charges.

Good god man! Somebody pixelate that Dick.

It’s the most badass Shriners parade ever!

Nobody is more outraged about the size of Donald Trump’s hands than Donald Trump.

Who the fuck cares if the account was fake?

*Offer not available to federal employees. Your mileage may vary. Unprofessional president on closed golf course.

So, let me get this straight:

Counterpoint:

Drivers of advanced age require an equally advanced vehicle. In response to this need, the United States created the powder blue Cadillac Seville with Perma-Blinker™ and farmer's market auto-targeting.

Maybe we should focus on banning him from any position of power instead of just deleting his social media account.