What makes you think it doesn’t?

Damn, I missed that one.

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It’s treeson, then.

Goku was over 9k.

Out of all the possible corrections you could have made to your original comment, this one probably wasn’t the most necessary.

$21.5 million?!?!

Don’t worry. The scientists have assured me that there’s no way the genetically engineered tomatoes could survive if they left the park farm.

“What he’s typed will be a window into his madness."

I can't wait to try the Peanut Encrusted Tray Table with Diet Coke Reduction!

Who cares?

File this one under "Breaking News".

I assume there's a salvage title in the box since something obviously happened to that front end.

The skinny ass wouldn’t get wedged in the door, condemning everyone to a fiery death.

We joke now, but it's no laughing matter when the last thing you see is faded Tweety Bird sweatpants stretched across someone's fat ass as they get wedged in the emergency exit.

Buying any Maxima automatically makes you a villain.